Loading…
9
My uncle's "just throw everything in a pan" advice finally backfired on me
So last Tuesday I posted a pic of my fridge with half a bag of frozen peas, some sad celery, a block of cream cheese, and some leftover rotini. My uncle Bob (who thinks he's a chef because he can grill burgers) commented "just saute it all together with garlic and call it dinner." I figured why not, I had nothing else to lose. Twenty minutes later I had this weird mushy paste that tasted like regret and freezer burn. I ended up ordering a $16 pizza instead. Has anyone else had a family member give you totally useless fridge advice that seemed good at the time?
3 comments
Log in to join the discussion
Log In3 Comments
patriciasingh5mo ago
Why would you trust a man who calls burgers fine dining?
5
john_singh5mo ago
Didn't I used to say the same thing until I ate at his spot?
3
jordanl824mo ago
Right? "Just sautee it all together" like that's not how you end up with a sad wet paste that tastes like a freezer's funeral.
2