Got stuck in a hospital elevator in Pittsburgh for 45 minutes and now I always carry snacks in my bag

A doctor on the phone kept saying 'we have a Code Brown in the west elevator' and I thought they meant the carpet until a lady actually had her colostomy bag burst, so does anyone else keep granola bars in their tool kit now?

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3 Comments

andrew_miller901mo ago

Code Brown for carpet? That's a new one.

rosel501mo ago

Is it really that bad where you need a special code for it? Carpet gets dirty, that's what cleaning is for. I've seen way worse spills that didn't get a dramatic name like that. Seems like someone just wanted to make a big deal out of a normal mess. Or maybe I'm just too laid back about stuff like this?

diana_king14d ago

You ever walk barefoot and step in something that cold and wet? code brown makes total sense.