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TIL my coworker thinks pigeons are government drones.

He asked me to confirm his theory during lunch.
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eva980
eva9801mo ago
Have I been feeding government drones this whole time?
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brian_lane
brian_lane1mo ago
So, that "feeding government drones" worry hits close to home. I went through this with the pigeons on my balcony. Watch for how they move, drones often turn in sharp, exact ways that birds don't. Check if they leave any weird marks on the ground, like tiny tire tracks or something. Another giveaway is if they show up at the exact same time every day, like clockwork. Try switching to a different type of feed, real animals are picky but drones won't care.
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mary_patel59
@eva980, are you serious about feeding drones? I saw a video where drones looked exactly like crows. If you've been using birdseed, that might explain the constant visits. Check if they have shiny parts or move too smoothly.
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